K was nice enough to hold the laptop while I snapped some pictures with the webcam. Unlike my Fab Five photos, these images look on par with the photographic evidence of Bigfoot. Kudos to anyone who spots a flying saucer. The webcam is good for still life, and these kittens are only still when they're sleeping.

Here's
Pernod Absinth scratching his ear. I promise he doesn't have fleas. I've never seen a cat with quite that coloring, like a charcoal tabby. My dad was quite taken with
Pernod Absinth (who's name he supplied).

This is Bailey at the heel of K's slipper. What a cutie! When compared to
Godiva Caroline, he's got a little more brown on his face and a little less white on his forehead.

In Exhibit A, you can clearly see the plaintiff, Ms. Cara Mel, having her tail assaulted by one of the defendants - Lord Bailey and Lady
Godiva Caroline. This is the only photographic evidence that we have of the attack, so it will be up to their testimony to determine the guilty party. Unfortunately, all three parties are refusing to talk.

I think that's
Godiva Caroline under
Pernod Absinth.

Pernod Absinth and Bailey are in the foreground, Cara and
Godiva Caroline against the wall.
In a final note, I did break down and buy a camera from Amazon.com. I expect its arrival by the end of the week.